Sunday, May 18, 2008

Last week Delhi govt. decided not to lower it's drinking age to 21 from 25 years, which is a 1000 year old antiquated law.So one can marry , vote, but you cannot pop a bottle of champagne as you tie the knot( if under 25) , as you will have to show your ID card, your wedding card won't suffice.

The point is this law is irrelevant , no one cares, in Delhi no one asks for your ID , I for one haven't been , because the liquor shop owners, pubs and bar managers know that this age group between 21-25 years is a huge market segment to be left out for such a foolish act. So no one really bothers, unless you look a 14 year old boy/girl. Even children below18 now can be seen in many pubs, so the govt. will do better to at least prevent the toddlers from drinking, than mature guys like me!!!!

it's scorching , and you need a beer

I am not 25, so what

it's Delhi no fear

He won't ask you

And if he does,pay some extra bills

Everything will be all clear.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

There was an article in TOI that kind of elucidates the recent findings that almost everthing we end up doing or becoming is the result of a gene, like the MC4R gene , to which a lot of Indians are pre-disposed to,is associated with appetite regulation and energy expenditure, which is blamed to the Indian middle class obese.

A criminal could say his D4DR gene is responsible for all his crimes, and dictators , great leaders have nothing special ,their destiny is just the by-product of a small tiny-winy gene.

If you are fat

smell like a rat

mischevious ,a complete brat

don't worry you are not to blame

it's a gene

that's ignited the sparks

with you erupting in flame :P

Friday, May 2, 2008

Today, as I watching one of those reality TV shows, that have become so boring ,hackneyed . The last resort of the channel to make big bucks by hoodwinking the common masses.

These reality TV shows are supposed to be a unifying cord , uniting the whole country, but the fact of the matter is that contestants invariably play the caste, region card to boost their votes which results in creating more fractions within the society, and also I think the channels kind of promote it so that they can have kind of a sms feast on people's naivety to make 'their' contestant win, no body loses in this, only national harmony suffers.

Every time a vote appeal occurs we will hear rehearsed dialogues like " mein yahaan ki beti/beta hoon, or people making appeal in their regional languages"

Also , I think it is a sort of high for that particular region to get themselves in limelight, to show that they are something, they have the power of mass electorate(which if they would have exercised judiciously in the govt. elections, then they wouldn't be needing a TV show to make them feel a bit uplifted).
So next time don't be surprised if you see a north east, Andaman Nicobar, or from some other far fetched corner of the country guy/gal winning a Hindi vocals competition, it is their way of asserting themselves.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

The recent controversy regarding the tiff between Harbhajan and Sreesanth ,is I guess blown out of proportions. I guess both were a bit immature, to do what they ended up doing. But whatever it is IPL rocks now those who yearn for real life action and drama , should look nowhere else, our very own daily soap opera cum reality show

Sree got a smack
For his antics, from Harbhajan
Who likes inviting trouble , he is in the knack
But no sweat
Everything is sorted out
Brothers in arms
They hug and kiss in dressing room
On the field, venom is what they spout
They made the TRPs soar
Now everyone is gushing, wanting more
Cricket has drama & tears
Move over daily soaps
You now have something to fear
IPL is finally here

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Indian Media: this ain't news

Indian news channels which a few years back were numbered are now bursting out of the seams, you have now every big media house be it TV today, STAR, NDTV having numerous news channels in almost every regional language. News is a word whose connotation has become a bit hazy, or has been to a large extent contorted by these media houses for TRPs, ads, revenue and all. Now a days, providing a lucid reflection of what’s happening in the country is not their credo, but to sell every piece of crappy entertainment as news, to create news where there is none what-so-ever. Now they feel proud to call themselves ‘infotainment ‘channels. But information has kind of blurred somewhere, what they are offering now is kitschy , sometimes distorted , blown out of proportions piece of garbled stories like the Rakhi Sawant & Mika episode, or Richard Gere kissing Shilpa Shetty, or the open house discussions that channels have which film star is dating/flirting with whom.
Some of these local news channels have become travelogue, and for some platform for resolving (and sometimes worsening) their family disputes. The day is not far when even a sneeze will become a ‘breaking news.’

International media is not exculpated , but some how the Indian news channels have taken it way too far, they pit themselves against the saas-bahu serials, daily soaps and therefore have transmogrified into that entertainment mode where catching the attention of the viewer before he bats an eyelid is the ultimate aim. Playing on people’s emotions is what gives them their bread & butter, whether it’s Abhi-Ash marriage , never ending discussions on cricket on the field, off the field, astrology sessions, some of these channels have most of their air time dedicated to what’s happening on other entertainment channels .
Also , the job of a news anchor has become over glamorized, it doesn’t matter if she knows what she is talking about , but she to be ‘presentable’, what they don’t realize is that people will after sometime look beyond that beautiful face.


Now the trend is to involve the viewer somehow , (if possible) everywhere, we are asked to express our opinion log onto this website, sms our answers , when most of the times there are way more important issues that need urgent attention . Market forces now determine what will be ‘news’, every channel now has marketing teams, etc,
with the influx of corporates in media, somehow the business aspect of it, has overtaken the social aspect.

P.S : This post has been inspired by blogathon topic on media.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Traffic woes: menace and cure

Traffic condition in Delhi is pathetic to say the least, as soon as one steps on the tarmac( which is a rarity ,considering the situation of our roads, but recently they have improved tremendously especially ring roads, and those catering to heavy traffic), we see people from all possible directions zipping past one another , as they are the busiest and if they would reach their destination a few seconds late the World will come to an end. Blaring horns, crossing red-lights, overtaking, this has become the norm in this city. Switching lanes at 100 km/hr, zigzagging through the traffic, doing some snazzy maneuvers is considered uber cool by the young generation.
The govt. is doing it’s bit by increasing the fine on pillion riders without helmets to 600 bucks, putting speed regulations at busy places, and now the Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) corridor pilot project in South Delhi , but these are just a drop in the ocean of nemesis we have created for ourselves. This is the situation when Delhi Metro has completely revolutionized the way we travel, in comfortable AC environment , reaching the destination in a fraction of the time that what we used to.


But it’s high time we as commuters, responsible citizens of the city take some responsibility on our shoulders rather than carping about the callousness of govt. First and foremost is we should be alert towards others, our surroundings when we are driving , obeying traffic rules goes without saying , you think that it won’t matter as there are lots of others who still won’t , well somebody has to make a start and why not you? We have to gag this herd mentality, of justifying our vices by pointing finger to others.

Even though Delhi Metro has eased a lot of traffic problems, yet there are traffic jams near metro stations as people come in their individual vehicles, it would be great if every one of us instead takes the metro feeder bus, they are convenient and would certainly reduce traffic congestion.

Vehicles should halt before zebra crossing and pedestrians should be advised to cross the road on that only, driving in the same lane is a habit which has too be imbibed by practice, and taught by elders.


Also, bicycles as a mode of transport for short distances should be encouraged ( as is being done in D.U north campus), not just as a means of transport but as a means of recreation as well.

Drunken driving which is a criminal offense and has claimed thousands of lives has to be avoided at all costs, no matter what the administration does, if we really want to drink and drive, they can’t do anything, traffic police officer won’t be standing at every nook & corner to nab us bleary eyed, intoxicated.

And also I guess , in the recent years with the Nano-isation of our roads, every youngster will be having a car of his own with no place to park and nowhere to drive . The solution to that could be car pools which I think will also become a great way to make new friends, networking etc. ,various sites like this, this and this. have taken a step in this direction.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A lot had been said and written about the reservation.Here are a few verses :

As the world watched with bated breath
Supreme courts verdict
And it’s possible threat
Acceding to the caste conundrum
Supreme Court bowed
Arjun Singh dancing in the aisles
Cacophony of blaring drums

So, now quota is here
Can’t do anything
Just grin and bear
The govt. promises
Seats will be increased
They won’t eat your share
Quality will suffer
Well, who the hell cares

Creamy froth is out
But it’s difficult to distinguish
Makes a heady cocktail
Difficult to gulp, impossible to spout

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